Conferences

This post is as good as it's gonna get. Conferences were tonight and tomorrow night. I'm so tired and don't have any patience anymore. They took it all.
Parent-Teacher Conference

by Darren Sardelli

At the parent-teacher conference,

my father made a scene.

He scared my fifth-grade teacher

with his mask from Halloween.
She showed him all my science gradesand

said she was concerned,

but he just stuck his tongue out

when my teacher’s back was turned.
He drew a monster on the board

and claimed it was her twin.

He even shook her soda,

which exploded on her chin.
My angry teacher crossed her arms

and said, “This meeting’s done!

I now see where he gets it from—

you act just like your son!”